SCUM nab 35 Team Brain Dead points today

SCUM with thermometer–photo by Joanna Fox

Before there was SCUM, there was Team Brain Dead. In the late 80s, when winter temperatures were colder, Team Brain Dead was formed to celebrate those hardy skiers who would continue their workouts regardless of temperature. They had t-shirts made when they ran the 1990 Midnight Sun Run on skis, extending their ski training range from -48 deg F to +68 F deg, a 110 deg range:

Team Brain Dead at finish of 1990 Midnight Sun Run

Team Brain Dead points are awarded for skis done at temperatures of -30 deg F or colder. One point is awarded for each degree below -30. So today each skier earned 7 points multiplied by the 5 skiers to total 35 TBD points.

We skied Tower Loop, Green Dot, Flat Black, Tommy Knocker Extension, Roller Coaster, White Cub to Zoomer Cutoff, and back to the stadium (or to the Groomer’s garage). Here’s the photo Bill took of the scariest skiers:

Scariest skiers after Roller Coasters--photo by Bill Husby

And here’s Joanna and Mom (whose claustrophobia prevents her from wearing anything over her nose or mouth):

Joanna and Mom after Flat Black–photo by Bill Husby

It was a “strange” day as there was no temperature inversion: it was -37 deg F in the stadium, -40 deg (both F and C) on the top of the Tower Loop, and -31 deg F at the biathlon range.

With the cold temperatures, the corduroy and deep tracks remain pristine except for the abundant birch seed and spruce cones that have been deposited on the trails. Air quality was moderate according to the Purple Air station at Birch Hill, so our workout did more good than harm to our aging carcasses.

-20 deg F ski on helicopter trails

Sunrise and SCUM on Black Hawk trail at -20 deg F–photo by Joanna Fox

On the day after skiing 20 km with Frank Soos on the Ginger Snap Special course that climbed 30.7 m/km, we needed an easy recovery ski. It was -12 deg F in the stadium, -20 deg in the biathlon range, and -17 deg on the Sonot Connector. So, it was the perfect day for SCUM with tired legs to do the helicopter trails (Blackhawk and Chinook) on Fort Wainwright. In faster conditions, the downhill corners on these trails are dangerous for skiers of SCUM vintage, but today, even tired legs could step around the corners.

Until 20 February 2024, you can follow our route here:

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The “No Y SCUM” were well-dermotized so were taking it easy in the back of the train. Thus, Bill was able to document their skiing fashions:

Joanna with two fluffy jackets–next three photos by Bill Husby
Norma in a blue parka
Mom in a puffy hoody after spending over 2.5 hours with Frank yesterday

Nothing is better than friends and groomed Birch Hill trails to start off a Sunday morning. If you haven’t already done so, please donate to the Birch Hill Trails fund. All grooming is done by the Nordic Ski Club of Fairbanks and Fort Wainwright.

https://nordicskicluboffairbanks.wildapricot.org/Donate

Happy Holidays!

SCUM off the Tower Loop with flashy lights on hats--photo by Joanna Fox
Happy Winter Solstice (tomorrow)! —photo by Dan Johnson

The lighted loops were beautifully groomed after our recent snows, but some of us had to test our uphill techniques to get into the frame for the group photo:

Uphill technique used when your right leg and foot has been immobilized for 2 months–photo by Dan Johnson

Enjoy the holidays with family and friends. After you have overindulged, remember that the FXC Ski your age in kilometers event will be held Saturday, 30 December.

SCUM take on LOL ornament challenge

Most of the active SCUM are in their eighth or ninth decade on the planet and carry hardware within their carcasses rather than earning it in races. However, we have accepted the challenge of the LOL and have started searching for their 12 ornaments of Christmas. We will only indicate the number of the ornaments we find UNLESS there is no number visible.

LOL ornament on the Blue Loop that matches the ornament on Byron’s nose–all photos by Joanna Fox
LOL 6
LOL 8
LOL 12

The SCUM hope that skiers enjoy the newly groomed trails on Saturday at the first of the Frank Soos Distance Races. It begins at 11 a.m. and will be 7.5 or 15 km classical technique. Many of the SCUM will be participating so you won’t be last. Here’s the URL for online registration:

4 FWW ascents easier at 50 deg & no smoke

5 SCUM take a break after 4 ascents of the FWW alpine hill

With temperatures in the low 50s, drizzle, and a nice breeze, four ascents of the FWW alpine hill (750 m total climb) was easily done by the SCUM today. With the hill fully mowed and the air free of wildfire smoke, we could chat as we ski walked. Lola was the only one to do fartlek ball chases during her ascents:

Lola still has energy to attempt to get SCUM to toss her ball down the hill

We’re always looking for additional companions as SCUM leave town for fishing, hunting, and travel Outside. We meet at Birch Hill at 10 a.m. (maybe a little earlier when it’s wet or chilly) every Friday until snow closes the Birch Hill trails to foot traffic. Tom Helmers and Bill Husby have mowed all the Birch Hill trails, and the Army contractor has done the FWW alpine hill, so conditions are great. No mosquitoes today, either.

Rain doesn’t slow SCUM

SCUM ready to head to FWW in rain without Dan Johnson

When the SCUM workout schedule calls for ski walking on the Fort Wainwright alpine hill, we don’t let a little rain deter us. (Note to Dan Johnson, we’ve got to give the National Weather Service a little slack on when the showers will end.)

By the time we had hiked to the top of the alpine hill, the rains stopped and the blue skies returned:

Eric takes selfie of SCUM before first ascent (note that we’re all still dermotized from the rain)

We shed our jackets and bug dope on the bench at the top of the hill before heading down:

Robert who had missed last week’s 4 ascents because he was driving through 110 deg heat moving his daughter from New Mexico to Oakland, CA, was prepared to carry the medium rock as the large rock had disappeared over the winter.

Robert and his soggy pack ready to carry the rock down and up the FWW chair lift trail

So we did our first ascent, wishing for a breeze or less clothing. For the second ascent, most of us shed additional layers except for Lola whose fur coat wasn’t removable:

Eric goes topless while Lola still carries her stick
Dave flexes as he prepares to lead Lola up the hill

With the 93% humidity, it felt much hotter than the actual temperature, so we opted to do just two ascents today.

Soaked and muddy feet after our workout

So Dan, what chores did you do instead of joining us today?

SCUM ski walk 4 FWW ascents for the 4th of July

4 SCUM ski walk 4 ascents of FWW ski hill--photo by Dermot Cole (who only did 2 ascents because of a medical appointment conflict)

Tim Woster had ski walked 4 ascents of the Fort Wainwright alpine hill on 9 June with Mom. Today we paced ourselves so that we kept our effort in level 2 for the most part going up the hill. The FWW contractor was hydroseeding the bottom and top of the alpine hill today so we couldn’t take our usual route at the very bottom. However, Dan and Bill still started next to the ski lift hut:

Dan and Bill at the start of their 4th ascent–photo by Bill Husby

So Bill Husby, Dan Johnson, Bernardo Hernandez, and Mom did 4 ascents today in honor of the 4th of July and the FWW frog:

Frog who was enjoying the extra ponds after our recent rains–photo by Bill Husby

We took the ascents leisurely today since some of us plan to do the Golden Heart Trail Run tomorrow. Before heading out to FWW, Dan and Bill had already moved all the newly refurbished and painted ski racks back to the Start Mesa area.

We ascended 740 m this morning, not a bad morning’s effort for a bunch of old geezers.

SCUM ski walk 4 ascents of FWW alpine hill in June

Bill leads Dan and Carl up FWW alpine hill on ascent #3
Robert smiling during ascent #3 on a day when he went for perfect technique not speed
My heartrate monitor data for our 4 ascents

Two SCUM did 4 ascents, one did 3.5 ascents, four did 3 ascents. Dermot did just one ascent and one truck load of firewood.

Dan (after 3 ascents) and Dermot (after 1 ascent and one truck load of birch logs loaded into his truck)

Dermot’s workout will generate the most heat in the long run. However, Tim and I ski walked 715 m of climb today in our 4 ascents of the FWW alpine hill. The hill averages a 19% grade over 0.84 km. I burned 864 kcal for my workout but looking at Dermot’s t-shirt, he may have burned significantly more.

Ski walking in June snow

Snow on my fleece top after removing my gloves and poles so I could access my phone

Today we were grateful for car heaters after doing our three ascents of the Fort Wainwright alpine hill. Bernardo started an hour early so finished before the rain changed to snow. Likewise, Bob decided to do just one ascent. However, Tim, Robert, and I did three ascents (because Bernardo had already set the bar that high).

Here we are before our last ascent:

We wouldn’t have done this alone!

After our three ascents, when we were walking back down to the Birch Hill stadium and our cars, we noticed streams flowing down the trail. Seeing as our feet were already thoroughly soaked, we didn’t need to waste energy dodging the puddles.

One SCUM travels out of town to have cold and wet adventures:

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However, we were content to dodge the construction in the Birch Hill parking lots, and get our workout done. Some of our fellow SCUM were building fences, teaching paddling, waiting for furnace servicing to be done, or waiting for a flight into Kanuti National Wildlife Refuge. We missed them, but our dryland training will continue for 4 or 5 months yet.

Summer SCUM training on FWW alpine hill begins

This spring, we skied on Friday, 5 May 2023 at Birch Hill on groomed corduroy and three weeks later, we ski walked up the Fort Wainwright alpine hill, which some of us felt was steeper this year due to isostatic rebound. FXC Masters workouts start next week, but the SCUM are older and slower so need to start sooner. We’ve been ski walking up Ester Dome for three weeks. This week the Birch Hill trails had dried out enough to resume ski walking up the Fort Wainwright alpine hill.

We welcome anyone to join us. For our Wednesday Ester Dome workouts, we meet at 10 a.m. at the Ester Dome Road bike trails parking lot. For the Friday FWW alpine hill workouts, we meet at Birch Hill at 10 a.m. The full Ester Dome route is 10 km with about 455 m of ascent and descent. Today’s workout involved only 2 repeats of the FWW hill in preparation for 4 repeats by the 4th of July. Depending upon how one attacks the hill, the ascent is 155 to 160 m in 0.84 km, so roughly a 19% grade. If you cannot train every day, these workouts will yield large benefits for a short investment of time. Bill Husby suggests that if one of the SCUM misses a workout, he must bring beer for the rest of the group in order to be reinstated.