Last SCUM Sunday

SCUM at biathlon this morning–all photos by Joanna Fox

It was a sunny day, four days after the last grooming at Birch Hill, but by starting at 9 a.m., the SCUM were able to ski over half of the White Bear with minimal difficulties. Our pole baskets were too small for the trails in many places, but high speed snowplowing still allowed injured SCUM to safely get down the downhills and the uphills were faster than our skills would normally dictate.

Kent, who had been injured all winter, was leading the pack.

Who needs to train? Kent Karns enjoys his 4th ski of the season as he rests at Beacon cutoff

En route to Beacon Cutoff, we encountered a minor water hazard at the Sonot Connector:

Sonot Junction is beginning to look like Spring, but no worse than some years during the Sonot Kkaazoot
Stream at “SCUM corner” that in one year fed “Lake Delamere”, named after Alan Delamere fell in it during the Sonot Kkaazoot, but still finished the race
The SCUM who made it as far as the Sonot Connector via the normal trail

The photo above shows those of us who skied the White Bear in the normal direction until Dermot met us at Beacon Cutoff having skied White Bear backwards in hopes of finding us.

Dermot, fully Dermotized on a day in the high 40s, skis up to us at Beacon cutoff

We turned back at Beacon and found the downhills exciting with the mix of icy and slushy surfaces. However, we all stayed upright, until the Warmup Loop, when our most skilled skier discovered he hadn’t fallen enough to know how to get back up. Fortunately, our photographer wasn’t quick enough to catch him on the snow.

Even with the snow enhancement on Wednesday, the trail under the Birch Hill Recreation Building was reduced to an isthmus this morning:

Skiing the remnants of the icy isthmus under the Birch Hill Recreation Building

but was a wonderful way to end an exciting, but low effort ski in the sunshine.

This winter, my first ski was the FXC Masters power lunch workout on November 3, 2025 so if today is my last ski, it’s been a 174 day season, or almost 25 weeks. A huge thank you to all the groomers and to the skiers who contributed to the NSCF trail grooming fund. You made the coldest winter in recent history fun for even the oldest skiers on the trails.

SCUM find 2 of the LOL ornaments on a -10 deg F day

SCUM find LOL ornament #6 before getting warmed up on Friday –-all photos by Joanna Fox

The SCUM quickly found LOL ornament #6 as it was on one of the Strava segments named for a primordial SCUM. This ornament is gold, not a very easy to spot color, and is located above Joanna’s right shoulder.

Here’s a close up with Thumper, who was visiting from Reno:

Carl was cooperative with our photographer early in the workout, but then became wayward.

Mom was skiing with just one pole to avoid further aggravation of cartilage connecting her ribs to her sternum. Thus, she was looking around while she waited for the SCUM to chase Robert and Jeff downhill and spotted LOL ornament #5:

LOL ornament # 5

The photo makes this LOL ornament a giveaway for anyone skiing the trails regularly.

It may be chilly on the trails, but the newly set tracks allow one’s skis to glide so you travel more effortlessly than before the recent snow.

Although the Super Tour Races moved to Anchorage, fantastic skiing still awaits skiers in Fairbanks.

SCUM Foolery

With the post-Sonot Kkaazoot fatigue lingering in our weathered bodies, the SCUM decided to enjoy the sunshine, scenery, and each other’s company while skiing the White Bear and Moilanen Meadows today.

Here is the entire gang at the bottom of Heartrate Hill:

SCUM on Sunday ski at bottom of Heartrate Hill–photo by Joanna Fox
How White Bear looked and sounded like today–video by Dan Johnson

Below are photos and videos of the SCUM foolery. In between the photo and videos, I managed to get 1:12 of low level 1 training.

Moilanen Meadows looked prime for spring snow angels:

Snow angel attempt in sunshine almost results in a concussion–video by Bill Husby
Snow angel in the shade–video by Joanna Fox
Greg’s snow angel complete with halo–photo by Dan Johnson

The SCUM encountered wildlife on our ski including an early rising honey badger:

Honey badger attacks tree at Dermot’s Demise–photos by Joanna Fox
Birch tree’s revenge on honey badger
Honey badger’s burrow left unwatched

Enjoy spring skiing. Contribute to the NSCF grooming fund for continued skiing under warm inviting conditions for the next generation of SCUM:

SCUM and grandSCUM–photo by Joanna Fox

View from the back of the pack

View of the Sonot Connector as Eric Troyer (official red lantern for the 50 km Sonot Kkaazoot) stops to photograph the remnants of the Color Run held on the same day as the Sonot Kkaazoot

The photo taken of the SCUM BEFORE the start of the 38th Denali State Bank Sonot Kkaazoot:

SCUM standing (30 km) or resting (Eric Troyer, who skied and napped in the 50 km Sonot)--photo by Mark Boyce

and AFTER:

Greg, the kid SCUM, finishes with a smile–photo by Jerome Jackson
Mom balances gingerly on her screaming left ankle–photo by Jerome Jackson
Carl, (the only active primordial SCUM, who first skied the 50 km Sonot in 1997) finishes 30 km Sonot before his 74th birthday on Sunday–photo by Jerome Jackson
SCUM with woodels after the Sonot Kkaazoot awards ceremony–photo by Carol DeVoe

A huge thank you to the SCUM who didn’t race but volunteered for timing the Sonot Kkaazoot. Next season will mark 30 years of SCUM.

30 and 50 finishers

Timing crew welcomes Inga Peterson as she finishes her 30 km race--all photos by Tracie Pendergrast
John Wood, the oldest skier (77 years young) in the 30 km Sonot Kkaazoot, finishes in 2:28:16
Bad Bob Baker welcomes Brandon Brewster as he finishes his 50 km Sonot
David Prusak approaches the finish of his 30 km race
Early 50 km finishers celebrate their races in the sun at the finish line

Ester Dome singletrack with newly fallen snow

Mike takes the trail less traveled up Ester Dome

Today, Mike Schmoker, Sonot Kkaazoot woodel guru was back in town after several weeks spent high altitude trekking in Peru. As he was the only SCUM showing up for our Wednesday Ester Dome ascent, I let him choose the route. Given that temperatures were around 30 deg with 12 to 18 mph SW winds, we opted to take the single-track trail up Ester Dome to Henderson Road.

Mike’s groomed track this morning

The wind protection was marvelous, but Mike’s high elevation acclimation made his pace rival that of Bernardo.

The clouds lifted and blue skies turned the trails magical

And unlike the SCUM mother, who is geographically challenged, Mike had a map in his head that mirrored those posted on the trail.

Mike finds the map
Unlike Bill’s maps that are sketched in the snow, Mike’s map was printed, sealed in plastic and posted on the trails.

Mike and I were both smiling through out hike:

Smiling Mike enjoying views of the valley

Mike’s fitness was again demonstrated when he fell but was too quick getting up for me to get a photo of his tumble:

Site of Mike’s first fall of the winter season.

If the National Weather Service is correct, we should be skiing soon. However, in the meantime, some of the trails less traveled will make for fun SCUM adventure workouts.

Wayward SCUM

photos by Robert Hannon and his AI

Where were these guys when we were ski walking up Ester Dome today? It looks like Robert thought they were skiing (hence, his SCUM ski hat) but Bill had other ideas (wearing shorts and a t-shirt). They were BUMs (Bill’s Uncoachable Men) again today–leaving early and changing the course. However, we all agreed that it was a lovely autumn day.

Other wayward SCUM are hiking or biking in Germany, Peru, Erie Canal, NY, and other locations in the Lower 48.

SCUM combine ski walking with plastic-free disc golf

SCUM after ski walking Black Funk and Black Abyss

Today the SCUM opted out of doing the Fort Wainwright alpine hill ascents since several of us plan to do the Golden Heart Trail Run tomorrow. Instead, we ski walked the black and blue loops and finished with some disc golf. However, in honor of the Plastic Free July Challenge, we used a wooden disc. Here is a close up of the disc and Bernardo who ended up tossing the disc the closest to the goal:

Bernardo, was the champion disc golfer among the SCUM
Robert putts
Carl’s new orange Hoka shoes don’t assist his disc golf swing
Mike Mathers, professional photographer, disrupting my attempt at getting a group photo.
Bernardo getting a SCUM salute for his mastery of the Dan Johnson disc toss